“哪天一块聚聚”？职场黑话不要钱，要命！| What do these work phrases REALLY mean?
人在江湖飘，哪能不挨刀。挨刀不可怕，就怕老挨刀。在工作这片江湖中，不懂这些黑话，意味着你没参透对方的内心OS，“老挨刀”什么的，也就不稀奇了。
毕竟，初入江湖的小白，如果单纯地从字面上理解这些黑话的含义，轻则云里雾里，重则处处中枪…
为了帮助广大误入职场的同志们答疑解惑，小编特地准备了这篇《职场黑话手册》，保证能让你和同事们沟通顺畅，谈cell风声，不再做无用功！
HR
不主动不拒绝不负责
我们的工作时间很灵活，是弹性工作制。
We have flexible work hours.
释义：真的不要想太多哦，上班时间免“弹”，可“弹”的是下班时间。
Meaning: Don't overthink this. Flexibility means you have to come to the office on time, but you don’t have to leave at a set time.
我们不提倡加班的。
We don't expect you to work overtime.
释义：工作多？真的不存在的。加班是因为你工作效率低好吗？什么？！你还想要加班费？再见！
Meaning: If you work overtime, it’s none of our business – it only indicates that you have a low work efficiency. And please don’t ask for overtime pay, we don’t provide that kind of stuff.
你的抗压能力强不强？
Can you deal with high pressure?
释义：能不能加班、背锅、挡枪、挨骂？哦还有一点要补充，你还要保持微笑😄
Meaning: Can you work overtime, and take the blame for others? Also, you need to keep calm and smile. Thank you!
我们喜欢有激情和上进心的人。
We prefer to employ passionate and positive people.
释义：工资嘛，可能是低了点。不过你的激情和上进心可以驱使你加班到天明吧？免费奉送成功避开晚高峰、看尽城市灯火阑珊等福利哦。对了，你还可以在朋友圈打卡，收获满满点赞哦~
Meaning: While the salary may be low, we still expect your passion and positivity to drive you to work late hours.
我们有职位晋升制，你的上升空间很大！
You have great potential for promotion!
释义：你就熬着吧。
Meaning: Don't rush, take your time in the company! You may have a chance for a promotion after working here a few years.
公关
合格的民间表演艺术家
亲爱的~
Darling~
释义：那个谁，对就是你，不用告诉我你叫啥了，反正我也记不住。
Meaning: I don’t know your name and I don’t want to.
我好喜欢你今天的口红！
I really, really, really like your lipstick today!
释义：你今天涂了什么口红，我不在乎。但这次客户很难搞，搞定了的话，我不介意承认你是整个办公室最美的queen。
Meaning: I don’t care about your lipstick actually. But the customers are tough and you'd better deal with them perfectly. Then I will admit that you are the most beautiful women in the office.
先按这个方向做吧。
Let's do it this way for now.
释义：客户想要什么，我不知道。不过你做出来，我就知道他们不想要什么了。
Meaning: I don't know what the customers want, but I’ll know what they don’t want after you finish writing.
唉，老实说，我也觉得这次客户的要求有点过分诶。
I’m with you. I also think customers' requests are a little bit tough.
释义：还能咋的，有本事你和他们argue。赶紧改吧！
Meaning: What do you want? You dare to argue with them? Just get to work, OK?
新媒体编辑
众生皆老师
老师好~
Hello, teacher~
释义：这个对接的人是谁，算了不认识，就叫老师吧。
Meaning: Who is he? No idea.
别担心啦，就是一点小小的修改。
Don’t worry, you only need to revise a little.
释义：你写的什么鬼，逻辑都得修改？？？
Meaning: What did you write? The logic is even wrong.
衍生：哎呀，这次改的有点多。
Something needs to be corrected.
释义：你写的什么垃圾文章，赶紧给我重写。
Meaning: Rewrite it, now.
辛苦了~
You really work hard.
释义：还有更辛苦的，就靠你了，麻溜儿的！
Meaning: Go to work now, please.
这篇稿子写得好棒，阅读量很高，哪天我们聚聚，庆祝一下！
Good article with lots of views. We should find a time to celebrate!
释义：可算磨叽完了，溜了溜了。吃什么饭，云吃饭吧。
Meaning: Finally, the article is done! Goodbye and don’t reply!
创业团队
画得一手好大饼
你想做什么？我们可以满足你的职位要求。你可以直接进入核心团队。
What do you want to do? We can meet your demands and you can even have a core position as long as you join the company.
释义：公司就几个人，啥叫非核心岗位？
Meaning: We only have a few employees right now. Every position is a core position.
我们是一个非常有活力的团队。
We are an energetic team.
释义：我们的成员都刚毕业。
Meaning: Most of our team members just graduated.
我们欢迎有梦想的人加入。
We welcome people with dreams.
释义：你怎么能那么肤浅呢？不要让金钱的恶臭腐蚀你的梦想！梦想是无价的！什么，钱不够不来？我们现在没有，不过我们以后一定会有的。Skr skr~
Meaning: We don’t have money, but don’t let money erode your dreams.
我们会帮你合理避税。
We will help you to avoid tax responsibilities.
释义：按最低工资给你交五险一金，反正你暂时也取不出来。我们少交点，你多拿点，很人性化吧？
Meaning: We will pay your five social insurances and offer a housing stipend according to your salary. What do you think?
互联网公司
不明觉厉乃成功开端
我们会给你可观的期权。
We will provide you with stock options.
释义：嘻嘻，我就不信你能干到拿期权的时候，至于工资嘛…有期权了你还在乎工资？开玩笑吧？
Meaning: I don’t think you’ll work here long enough to get the stock options. When it comes to the salary, it may be a little low. But what do you expect from us when you have stock options? Don’t be greedy!
这次合作，我们想要资源置换。
We want to exchange our resources for cooperation.
释义：我们没预算。
Meaning: We don't have a budget.
当务之急是要抢占市场，建立核心用户群体，通过核心用户传播并发展次级用户。
Our current goal is to grab the market, find our core user groups and develop our other users.
释义：拉个群，发红包，转发朋友圈。
Meaning: Build a WeChat group, send red packets and tell them to post on their WeChat moments.
公司现在发展非常迅猛，打价格战、补贴战已经不符合当前的战略规划。
Since we have developed so quickly, for now, lower prices don’t fit within our “strategy.”
释义：公司没钱了。
Meaning: We have no money.
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